• percy jackson fandom: wake me up when September ends
  • vegetarain:

    coming home to a surprise birthday party you knew you were going to have

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    plasticbagvevo:

    plasticbagvevo:

    lady gaga? why not gentleman gaga? end racism now!

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    qenitals:

    shopping carts in random places make me sad

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    there is nothing for you there friend

    shouldnt:

    fun drinking game: drink a glass of water every few hours to stay healthy and hydrated!

    Imagine Peter Pan during a difficult exam:

  • Peter: But...b-but...PETER PAN NEVER FAILS!
  • *flips desk*
  • *breaks pan flute*
  • *destroys building*
  • *rips out the shadows of innocent bystanders*
  • *kills best friend*
  • One of the many things Bill Nye taught me

    viridianeyes:

    poeticallyhighdreams:

    boobiemun:

    The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.

    If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow

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    But if red touches black, you’re okay jack

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    I read this as milk shakes and was very confused