coming home to a surprise birthday party you knew you were going to have
shopping carts in random places make me sad
there is nothing for you there friend
fun drinking game: drink a glass of water every few hours to stay healthy and hydrated!
The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.
If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow
But if red touches black, you’re okay jack
I read this as milk shakes and was very confused